Truly a life-changing experience. The nods to cinema masterpieces such as "The Shining," "Garfield Gets Real," and "Postal 2," really shine through and elevate the experience. You can feel the creator's passion through playing, and that is truly something special.
This game is so fire it cauterized my circumcision, so gas it brought the GDP of Chad up from 11.78 million to 27 million, so baller that it broke Lebron James' ankles, so insane that it got off scot free from killing and eating Renee Hartevelt in France on the 12th of June 1981, so thrilling it could jumpscare a blind man, the creator of this game cooked so hard that he got banned from the United Kingdom for creating something that was not taken directly from the dumpster. Thank you for blessing my soul with this absolutely wonderful creation. I am now going to start a religion based on this piece of art that will surely not end in disaster.
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Maze
nuh uh
Nice experience! Relatively simple, but I like how every are has its own mechanics. More to explore here I would say!
Thanks!
Truly a life-changing experience. The nods to cinema masterpieces such as "The Shining," "Garfield Gets Real," and "Postal 2," really shine through and elevate the experience. You can feel the creator's passion through playing, and that is truly something special.
This game is so fire it cauterized my circumcision, so gas it brought the GDP of Chad up from 11.78 million to 27 million, so baller that it broke Lebron James' ankles, so insane that it got off scot free from killing and eating Renee Hartevelt in France on the 12th of June 1981, so thrilling it could jumpscare a blind man, the creator of this game cooked so hard that he got banned from the United Kingdom for creating something that was not taken directly from the dumpster. Thank you for blessing my soul with this absolutely wonderful creation. I am now going to start a religion based on this piece of art that will surely not end in disaster.
I'm not good at mazes but this game pretty pog